Dear Diary - They Took My Balls

Dear Diary - They Took My Balls

Dear Diary 🐾

I’ve been bamboozled! The hooman was all sweet, talking about balls—fetch, squeaky ones, the good stuff. I was wagging like a fool, dreaming of a playdate.

But then, boom, we’re at the vet, and now my actual balls are gone! Snip-snip, just like that. I’m betrayed, Diary!

Whiskers is cackling from his perch, probably in on the plot. I’m seething under the couch, planning an epic revenge to swipe the hooman’s wallet and bury it in the yard where it will never be found once I lose the cone of shame.

No balls, no trust, only revenge.
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