(SATIRE) British Army - If they went to war right now

The call to mobilize the public comes amid London’s decision to reduce the number of its military personnel and focus on modernization. By 2025, the country expects an army strength of just 73,000 troops.
The combined number of regular troops and volunteer reserves in all services also fell to 184,865 — 7,440 lower than last year.
The figures reflect that the UK military is experiencing its lowest number of active-duty personnel since the Napoleonic wars in 1815.