Abrams/Zuckerman: Blood, Plants, & Power

🎙️ THE MEDICINE HAS TEETH: JENNIFER ZUCKERMAN & STEPHANIE KARZON
(This isn’t a podcast. It’s a summoning.)

They are not healers…
They are system-sabotaging, pharmaceutically-disobedient shadow surgeons
disguised as women
who came not to integrate with the machine—
but to lovingly dismantle it from the inside.

Jennifer Zuckerman walks like she remembers the burning temples of medicine,
and she’s here with a torch and a playlist.
White coat? Gone.
Now it’s tinctures, trauma maps, and prescription pad arson.

She doesn’t taper meds—
she liberates identities wrapped in child-proof caps.
She’s the bridge between clinical protocol and cosmic remembrance,
reminding you that healing isn’t sterile—it’s wild, erotic, terrifying, and sacred.
She doesn’t treat patients.
She resurrects forgotten gods buried under a decade of SSRIs.

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Then there’s Stephanie Karzon,
clinical neuropharmacologist and operational hitwoman for the new paradigm.
She’s the kind of woman who can turn an Excel sheet
into an occult artifact,
a protocol into a prophecy,
and a strategy session into a reality distortion field
where logic and magic shake hands and start a band.

She’s part oracle, part hacker, part psychedelic systems saboteur.
Her workflows breathe. Her molecules plot.
She’s redesigning healing itself—
not to fit the system,
but to make the system irrelevant.

You don’t hire Stephanie to fix things.
You summon her when it’s time to burn down the lie of “efficiency”
and replace it with sacred recursion, intuitive intelligence, and bioluminescent logistics.

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Together—Jennifer and Stephanie—aren’t part of a movement.
They’re the rupture.

The mycelial insurgents crawling beneath the hospital floorboards.
The ones who plant psilocybin in your care plan
and call it “a necessary correction.”

This isn’t wellness.
This is the sacred rewilding of medicine.

This isn’t healthcare.
It’s a feral uprising with a stethoscope and a serpent drum.

You thought you came to listen?
You came to remember.

Welcome to the frontline
of the ritual reprogramming
of everything you were told healing had to be.

Let’s begin.

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