When There's a War, There's a Pay!

🎵 Presenting "When There's a War, There's a Pay!" – a thrilling parody of the classic "Where There's a Whip, There's a Way!" from the Rankin/Bass animated film, "Return of the King". This new song features all-new lyrics, a rearranged structure, and fresh instrumentation now including a fiddle, while keeping the iconic march pacing.

Inspired by the fierce fighters of the Forgotten Realms, it captures the spirit of mercenaries marching into battle for only glory and gold. The true neutral fighter that that cares not for right or wrong as they carve their own path. Perfect for fans of fantasy music, Dungeons & Dragons, epic parodies, and...

The murder hobo that's inside all gamers.

🎶Lyrics🎶

(Intro)
Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!
Keep in the line you heartless swine!
Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left!
Show all yer spine! Get back in line!

(Chorus A)
When there’s a war
There’s a pay!
Our spears will bore
Flesh will flay!
When there’s a war
All the rivers will run red this day
Runnin' down our foes jeerin'
“Fey! Fey! Fey!”
When there’s a war
All will fall in dismay!
Dismay! Dismay!
There’s a pay!
Every foe will die this day!

(Verse 1)
Dare cross my path and you’ll feel all my might!
Razing all lands to ash and blight
And coooooold!
For my heart craves only glory and goooooold!

(Chorus B)
When there’s a war
There’s a pay!
Our spears will bore
Flesh to flay!
Every foe will die this day!
Left! Right! Left! Right! Left!
Cause when there’s war there’s a pay!
Left! Right!

(Verse 2)
With my past to my back as I now roam
My cold blade whetted and set to foam
And frooooooth!
Deny reward and you will feel true wrooooooth!

(Chorus A)
When there’s a war
There’s a pay!
Our spears will bore
Flesh will flay!
When there’s a war
All the rivers will run red this day
Runnin' down our foes jeerin'
“Fey! Fey! Fey!”
When there’s a war
All will fall in dismay!
Dismay! Dismay!
There’s a pay!
Every foe will die this day!

(Verse 3)
I will rule the world one piece at a time
Taking what’s mine in all my prime
And soooooo!
My river of wealth will ne’er cease to floooooow!

(Chorus B)
When there’s a war
There’s a pay!
Our spears will bore
Flesh to flay!
Every foe will die this day!
Left! Right! Left! Right! Left!
Cause when there’s war there’s a pay!
Left! Right!

(Outro)
Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!
You’re merciless slime! Double time!
Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!
There’s gold to harvest in wartime!
Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!
Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!
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