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If Pharoah had an iPhone 🤣
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What if Pharaoh had an iPhone when Moses showed up demanding freedom? Picture this: Moses rolls in, staff in hand—Pharaoh’s palace security cam goes LIVE. Plague after plague? Caught in 4K. Blood rivers, frogs in bathtubs, hail smashing crops—TikTok wouldn't stand a chance. Pharaoh’s Insta story: “Still not letting them go 🤷♂️ #PlagueLife.” Moses? DMing miracles. Siri’s like, “I can't help with that, Pharaoh.” Ten plagues deep, even the algorithm's begging for mercy. You think your WiFi’s bad? Try three days of total darkness. In the end, no tech could stop God’s wrath. Spoiler: Moses walked. Pharaoh blocked.
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