Breenan closing arguments

🎬 I got my hands on a clip of Breenan (yes, Breenan) rehearsing his closing arguments for the Karen Read trial… and folks, it’s a full-on disaster in slow motion.

What was supposed to be a confident wrap-up turned into a sad spiral of out-of-context video clips, emotional breakdowns, and a desperate plea for someone to ignore all the facts and just believe him anyway. Somewhere in the middle, he almost cries about tail lights and career choices.

If this is the Commonwealth’s best and brightest, we’re going to need a bigger mop.

#KarenRead #FKR #Breenan #JusticeForJohn #CourtroomComedy #LegalParody

🃏 Disclaimer: This is a parody. No Breenans were harmed in the making of this meltdown. Probably.