Wu-Tang Sold Out to Sweet Baby Inc. — This Is Embarrassing

Wu-Tang Clan once stood for raw, gritty authenticity… now they’re starring in a bargain-bin video game dripping in corporate pandering and woke nonsense — all thanks to Sweet Baby Inc., the studio that somehow keeps turning every game they touch into a tone-deaf disaster.

Wu-Tang: Rise of the Deceiver should’ve been a love letter to hip-hop and martial arts — instead, it’s shaping up to be yet another preachy mess brought to you by the same people behind Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League and South of Midnight, two of the most embarrassing flops in recent memory.

This isn’t a tribute to Wu-Tang. This is Sweet Baby fan fiction dressed in Wu-Tang cosplay. And the worst part? The devs didn’t even announce Sweet Baby’s involvement — fans had to dig it up. That says everything.

Congrats, we’ve gone from “Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to f*** with” to “Wu-Tang Clan ain’t makin’ nothin’ worth playin’.”