Sewer Job My New Life It Stinks

OH MY GOD. Okay, so look. Life hit rock bottom. Hard. Like, "kicked out at 18 with nothing but the clothes on my back and a crushing sense of dread" kind of hard. Then, a miracle! Or... a really confusing job ad. "Sewer work," it said. "Free housing," it promised. My brain, being the absolute genius it is, went, "Sign me up!"

Spoiler alert: My brain is an idiot.

What started as "Okay, this is weird but at least I'm not sleeping in a ditch" quickly devolved into a full-blown, existential, probably-going-to-give-me-PTSD nightmare. I'm talking things I can't unsee. Things I can't un-smell. Things that probably shouldn't be things.

Join me, if you dare, as I descend into the horrifying, hilarious, and frankly, deeply disturbing depths of my new career. This isn't just a scary story or a creepy true story (though it feels like one!). It's a comedy horror adventure that goes deep underground. Will I find purpose? Will I find answers? Or will I just find more... urban legends? Probably the last one. Prepare yourselves for some unexplained phenomena and survival horror vibes, because this isn't just a sewer job. This is my new life, and seriously, it STINKS.

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