HEARTBREAK! Dating FAIL! Come CHEER ME UP!

Just when it seemed like it all was going so well, suddenly it wasn't. Isn't that how it always goes, gentlemen? I'm not going to air our my dirty laundry but what I am going to do is CRY CRY CRY in my lonely heart, play EMO MUSIC and just hope that someone cares enough to stop by and cheer me up. WE'LL FIX IT LIVE, FUCK IT!