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If Cane & Abel had an iPhone 🤣
🎬 **TikTok Skit: "Cain & Abel If They Had iPhones"**
🎭 Cast:
* **Cain** – older brother, vibing bitter
* **Abel** – golden boy, God’s favorite
* **God (voice-over)** – omniscient, lowkey savage
* **Siri** – chaotic neutral
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🎵 *\[Intro music: lo-fi biblical trap remix]*
📱 **Scene 1: FaceTime Call**
**Abel:**
(*flexing his lamb on camera*)
"Yo Cain, just dropped this sacrifice. God already hit me with a 🔥 emoji."
**Cain:**
(*panning to his wilted veggies*)
"...He left me on read."
---
📱 **Scene 2: IG Stories**
**Abel's Story:**
🎥 *slow-mo zoom on burning lamb*
Caption: *“#Favored #SacrificeGameStrong #BlessedNotStressed”*
Soundtrack: *“God’s Plan” - Drake*
**Cain’s Reaction:**
(*mutters*)
“This dude’s literally farming clout.”
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📱 **Scene 3: Texts from God**
**God:**
"Hey, saw Abel's sacrifice. 👌 Maybe level up next time?"
**Cain:**
"wow."
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📱 **Scene 4: Siri Intervenes**
**Cain:**
“Siri, how do I offer a better sacrifice?”
**Siri:**
“Did you mean: *‘How to delete your brother’*?”
**Cain:**
"...that works."
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📱 **Scene 5: In the Field (IRL meet-up)**
**Abel:**
"Yo bro, you good?"
**Cain:**
"Yeah just updating my... contacts."
(*screen cuts to static, knife emoji flashes*)
🔪💀
---
📱 **Scene 6: Later That Day**
**God (via iCloud Notification):**
“Cain, where’s Abel?”
**Cain:**
(*typing… deletes response… sends 👀 emoji*)
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📱 **Scene 7: Cain’s iPhone Home Screen**
* “Find My Brother” – Not available
* “Heaven Feedback” – ⭐
* “GuiltTracker” – 100%
* “Maps” – You are now *East of Eden*
* “Do Not Disturb” – Forever
---
🎬 *\[Outro Music: “Somebody That I Used to Know” remix]*
📢 Caption: *“When you ghost your own brother… literally.”*
\#BibleButMakeItModern #CainDidWhat #AbelWasTooPure
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