We Don’t Care — But We Pretend We Do

The Caltrop 12. 6-18-25
In today’s brutally honest and painfully funny monologue, we expose the truth nobody wants to admit: nobody really cares. Not about Ukraine. Not about Palestine. Not even about the kid riding an e-bike into traffic while filming a TikTok. We say we care — but what we really care about is coffee orders, yoga goats, and our own Instagram aesthetics. From distracted drivers to selective outrage, from fake compassion to real selfishness, this episode calls out the performative virtue that runs America. If you’ve ever side-eyed someone posting “thoughts and prayers” between selfies — this one’s for you. Buckle up, buttercup.