common misconception about christians...we are retards (thanks, america)

4 months ago
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i lied down on stage just outta spite
imma celebrate by putting my seatbelt on
i guess i have to be depressed to do piano punk right
that was kinda magical actually
it was cringe until it was actually funny
trusting the process...confuse em til we do sumin funny
it doesn't matter what you think since you're not on stage
comedy is whatever you want it to be
art is versatile, those that wanna control this are nazis
i probably will never get that specific criticism cos i'm just too weird
i only LOOK comfortable, i ain't
i write really good jokes every day, i ain't gonna waste em
comedy writing ain't difficult for me, performing is
some people actually like me which is very strange to me
i don't take compliments well but this one was sweet
just cos you're a Christian don't mean you won't have negative thoughts
white, millennial american woman...terrible combination
stereotypes are typically accurate
getting mad over what people naturally do is kinda silly
people seem to get upset about every mfing thing tho

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