MIT director's donkey

A slickly dressed donkey is appointed Dean of MIT due to a broken AI policy, blind populism, and “inclusivity algorithms.”
The entire educational system bends to accommodate him.
The tragedy? The donkey doesn’t even know what MIT is.

a donkey appointed as director of MIT, dressed in a proper suit, entering the temple of science with arrogant ignorance, and clashing with the stunned elite of academia.

This structure is designed to maximize visual impact, emotional absurdity, and political irony — subtly mocking the failures of modern educational governance through a fantastical and hilarious lens.