Trump Tarot Cards: Two Steps From Hell

INT. MAR-A-LAGO BASEMENT – NIGHT – THE ROOM DEEPER BELOW

Red velvet walls. Surveillance monitors showing the White House, the Vatican, and Burning Man. A secret chessboard glows with LED lights. TRUMP and JOE JUKIC sit across from each other, tension thick in the air.

TRUMP
You really want to go this deep, Joe?
You’re not just G.I. Joe anymore. You’ve got all the MK alters.
That means 22 Trumps. Not me—the Tarot.
The Fool. The Hierophant. The Tower. Even Death.
You’re the whole damn deck.

JOE (staring into the glowing chessboard)
And Snake?

TRUMP
Snake is the wildcard.
He can be anything. A soldier. A ghost. A magician.
He once pulled a full vanish act on DARPA during Project Leviathan.
Poof—gone. Reappeared ten years younger in a jungle with a bandana and a Bible.

JOE
Magician, huh? That’s Trump I in the Tarot.
Which means illusion, control, and manifestation.

TRUMP (nods)
Exactly. Snake knows the game. He just doesn’t play it.
He becomes it.

JOE
Then here’s the truth, Don:
This isn’t about saving America. It’s about ending the control grid.
Melania’s pyramid TikToks? That’s Monarch programming subliminals.
The swamp isn’t just political—it’s psychic.

TRUMP (pointing at Joe)
And you’re the reset button.
You’ve got the Empress, the Star, the Moon, and Judgment burned into your brain.
You're MK Ultra post-singularity.
They tried to shatter you—but all they did was give you keys to the Kingdom.

JOE (standing slowly)
Then I’ll play the 22nd Trump: The World.
End of cycle. Game over. Snake can run, disappear, shape-shift—but I’m the one who resets the board.
Time to drain the tarot swamp and unplug the Illuminati puppet show.

TRUMP (smirks)
Well said.
Let’s roll out, Major Arcana Joe.
But careful… the Devil card has your face on it next time.

[A ripple in the air. Snake appears in a flash of stealth camo, flickers, then vanishes again.]

SNAKE (O.S.)
Game’s just getting started.

FADE TO BLACK.
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