Its Only YouTube - The Song.

[Verse 1]
(Taylor Unhinged on the mic, but he’s barely typing,
While the chat’s on fire, the comments are lighting.
"It’s only YouTube" drops a "yes indeed,"
Meanwhile, Infinity’s yelling 'bout Freddy’s misdeeds.)

🎤 Pre-Chorus 🎤
Ghosty won’t panel, Lenny’s got heat,
Keisha’s got willywood—tastes kinda sweet.
Mousey’s in the woods with a sock puppet fleet,
And Harry’s ironing pants while Megan’s elite.

🔥 CHORUS 🔥
It’s only YouTube, what do you expect?
Rimming jokes fly and the chat’s unchecked.
From ladyboy takes to "Spastics" regret,
Matt’s just hosting—don’t blame him yet!

[Verse 2]
(BecksFart lurks with a dodgy vibe,
Adam’s stalking Kaley—run, girl, hide!
PipSmoker’s flirting in gay bars at night,
While Chelmsford Trolls scream, "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!")

🎤 Pre-Chorus 🎤
Lenny’s at Ascot, losing his bets,
Mandy’s packing bags, full of regrets.
"Convid’s a clone!"—no one forgets,
And Sabina’s a ghost in the comment threads.

🔥 CHORUS 🔥
It’s only YouTube, what do you expect?
Rimming jokes fly and the chat’s unchecked.
From ladyboy takes to "Spastics" regret,
Matt’s just hosting—don’t blame him yet!

[BRIDGE – spoken-word chaos]
"Is that Harry Munker on your T-shirt, Matt?"
"DIRTY HARRIS!"—no, take it back!
"Paddy McCarthy’s drunk on free speech!"
"Liam Payne’s dead—BHTV’s on the beat!"

[Final Chorus – yelled over discordant kazoos]
IT’S ONLY YOUTUBE, THE INTERNET’S ZOO,
WHERE EVERY TAKEDOWN’S A MEME IN REVIEW.
GHOSTY STILL WON’T TALK, BUT WE’RE ALL SCREWED,
‘CUZ THE COMMENTS ARE LAW—AND MATT’S JUST THE MOOD!