"Houston, We Have No Bars: When Spaceship Wi-Fi Goes Dark!"

Stranded light-years from Earth and even further from a decent signal, the crew of this spaceship faces the ultimate cosmic catastrophe: the Wi-Fi cuts out mid-mission! What starts as a routine day in orbit spirals into galactic-grade chaos as astronauts scramble to survive without streaming, swiping, or sending memes. Will they adapt—or will the lack of internet send them into a black hole of boredom?