Gorilla Sergeant “It Would Behoove You to Stand Still!” Military Formation Comedy Short

On a sun-baked parade field, a silverback drill sergeant barks the classic officer line—“It would behoove you not to move and stand perfectly still!”—while a sweaty junior ape whispers back, “Yo, Sarge, two apes already passed out and we don’t step off for another hour!” Cue wobbling recruits, banana-powered fan jokes, and a perfectly timed faint. mixes military satire with slapstick primate humor. Drop a 🦍 or 🍌 below if you’ve ever baked on the drill pad!

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