Everybody Pepsi!

“Everything in this world is Pepsi. They live, they die, for Pepsi. Pepsi is the currency. But Pepsi is also the enemy. Pepsi stops us, but it keeps us going too. Pepsi is the hero and the villain. The good and the bad, the yin and the yang. One thing can't be wholly good or wholly evil. That would be naive and unrealistic to assume. Yes, even our corporate titans have a crack in their facade. Well their logo, it makes so much sense now. The blue represents the Pepsi, and the red represents Pepsi. And the white represents an intricate inside job carried out by reptilians. Pepsi hung on a cross. He died for your sins. He was then jabbed in the side with a spear by the Romans. And a miracle, what came out was Pepsi. And the Roman soldier, he drank from the Pepsi, and he said, “well, objectively, I just prefer coke.” and then, three days later, the Pepsi was flat.”
— Jontron

Initially uploaded on September 26, 2020, on Odysee