Ladies and gentlemen, an Islamic “scholar” in Michigan.

I must say that the 3 words that almost make me choke with laughter are, when our species calls itself “homo sapiens,” when our age calls itself the “age of knowledge,” and when someone is referred to as an “Islamic scholar.” The list could certainly be extended, but these are the three greatest possible counterfactual absurdities, as a fourth one could add a “flat earth scholar...” We live in a truly dark time...