BRAINS? Nah, Just Beans. ☕🧠🧟 ♂ | Coffee Break with Zombies!

Raccoon City is falling apart.
Zombies are banging on the windows.
And what are we doing?

☕ Sippin' espresso.
🧤 Wearing tactical gloves indoors.
🧟‍♀️ Laughing like this is a sitcom.

Join Leon, Claire, and yours truly — GORE, the cut third character Capcom couldn’t handle — as we hold court in the finest undead-friendly coffee shop in town.

I'm on one side of the booth, keeping it calm with a hot brew. ☕
Claire’s chuggin’ cocoa with a literal mountain of marshmallows 🍫
Leon’s pretending this is normal. It’s not. 💀

Expect:

💥 Zombie jump scares THROUGH GLASS

🎯 Absolutely zero headshots

🗣️ Heated debate over who drinks black coffee like a psycho

👻 Probably a ghost barista

☕ A caffeine-fueled survival strategy no one asked for

This isn’t just survival horror…
This is brunch horror.
Pull up a chair. It’s gonna get cozy (and bloody). 🔪🧃