"Dancing with a Toaster 🥖🔥 | The Weirdest Song You'll Hear Today!" | Lucas R.

"Attention, attention! What you're about to hear makes no sense, no logic, and honestly, no dignity either. It's a crazy, weird, and probably unnecessary song... but here it is. Enjoy or suffer, it's up to you!"

"Dancing with a Toaster"

(Verso 1)
I woke up late, in a parallel space,
My cat was blue and had a human face.
The fridge was singing, the couch did a spin,
And my toaster said, “Let’s dance, my friend!”

(Pre-coro)
Oh no, am I dreaming?
Or is reality screaming?
Either way, I'm believing...
This groove is deceiving!

(Coro)
I’m dancing with a toaster, spinning like a roller coaster,
Breakfast never felt so wild, eggs are clapping, juice is smile(d).
Oh-oh-oh, it’s electric, my waffles are prophetic,
Somebody call my mom—I think I lost my mind!

(Verso 2)
Bananas rapping in the microwave,
My socks just staged a great escape.
The lamp’s got moves like Michael J.,
And the blender says, “Let’s run away!”

(Pre-coro)
Oh no, am I crazy?
Or is life just this wavy?
Either way, I'm swaying...
The groove is earthquaking!

(Coro)
I’m dancing with a toaster, spinning like a roller coaster,
Pancakes doing pirouettes, butter wearing tiny vests.
Oh-oh-oh, it’s chaotic, but honestly, exotic,
Somebody call my dad—I think I joined a cult!

(Puente)
“Ladies and gentlemen… Give it up for the jam jar on the saxophone!”

I’m dancing with a toaster, reality’s a roller coaster,
Cereal’s in love with tea, my spoon just winked at me!
Oh-oh-oh, this is madness, but I kinda love the badness,
Somebody call the news—this might just be art!

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