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Helldiver Needs Backup: Sends SOS, Gets Spartan
Master Chief’s voicemail. Moments later, the 7-foot-tall green-armored legend himself crash-landed like a space freight train from heaven. Jenkins, eyes wide, yelled, “Holy Super Earth, you are real!” Master Chief, ever stoic, simply muttered, “I heard you needed help… and better aim.” Together, they proceeded to demolish bug hordes with brutal efficiency—though Jenkins mostly just followed, tripping over grenades and screaming “FOR DEMOCRACY!” while Master Chief silently questioned every life decision that led him to babysitting a caffeine-deprived lunatic in a cape.
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