Cooky Tim Cook, The Worm & Quantum News! (No this is not a Netflix movie) #ainews #apple #funny

Tonight, we're diving headfirst into the latest tech news that'll make you laugh, cry, and question everything you thought you knew about your smart appliances. From Apple's alleged AI misrepresentations to Microsoft's quantum leaps (or quantum stumbles), we've got the lowdown on what's truly happening in the world of artificial intelligence and beyond. And brace yourselves, because we're talking about "Morris II," a new AI worm that could turn your smart devices into data-stealing accomplices. Tonight we roast the Self Driving Car.

Slop of the Day: Avocado Toast Marketcrash

News Links:
Apple Lawsuit: https://www.crescendo.ai/news/latest-ai-news-and-updates
Microsoft Quantum Breakthrough: https://www.livescience.com/technology/computing/reliable-quantum-computing-is-here-new-approach-error-correction-reduce-errors-up-to-1000-times-microsoft-scientists-say
FDA's INTACT AI Tool: https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-launches-agency-wide-ai-tool-optimize-performance-american-people
AI in Healthcare Payments: https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/new-study-reveals-ai-adoption-in-healthcare-payments-reaches-strategic-inflection-point-302488195.html
AI Worm "Morris II": https://www.bankinfosecurity.com/wormgpt-clones-persist-by-hijacking-mainstream-ai-models-a-28742

0:00 - Intro
0:15 - Slop of the Day
1:00 - Apple, Siri
2:08 - Quantum Breakthrough, Microsoft
3:10 - FDA, ELSA
4:08 - Healthcare Cost Study
5:16 - Morris II info
6:27 - The Roast

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