Minecraft: The Quest For Sheep, but I just want a bed. 6/25/2025

Minecraft: The Quest For Sheep, but what Captain Misfit really wants is a bed. So, he travels to a local village and steals not one, but three beds. He is now 'The Bed Bandit'.

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🎮 Minecraft: The Quest for Sheep (…But Captain Misfit Just Becomes the Bed Bandit)

Captain Misfit set out with a noble goal:
He needed wool. He needed sheep.
He needed a bed.

But after an hour of wandering the blocky wilds—no sheep in sight and night falling fast—Captain Misfit did what any desperate, sleep-deprived adventurer might do.

He stole a bed.

From a village.

While a farmer slept in it.

But did he stop there?
Of course not.

By morning, Captain Misfit had three beds in his inventory. One for the lake house, one for the mine base, and one “just in case.”

The villagers now whisper of a masked figure who sneaks in under moonlight, takes your mattress, and vanishes before the golem can react. They call him...

🛏️ The Bed Bandit.
Captain Misfit calls it “creative survival.”
The villagers call it “sleep terrorism.”

Next episode?
He’s got his eye on their bookshelves.

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