Why I Hate Australia by Senator Papahatziharalambrous

Why I Hate Australia

Lyrics, Music and Vocals by Senator Papahatziharalambrous

Intro:
They say this country’s cruel and cold—cold,
But funny how the whole world wants in, I’m told.

Verse 1:
I hate Australia—where the streets are clean,
Where women walk safe and kids are seen.
Where we feed the world, with land so wide,
But still get told we should hate our pride.

Chorus:
(Why) I Hate Australia—where freedom reigns,
Where people flee to escape their chains.
(Why) I Hate Australia—it’s just not fair,
That life’s too good, and we actually care!

Verse 2 (x2):
I hate Australia—where a bloke’s a mate,
Where hard work still decides your fate.
Where we take in all, from far and wide,
Yet somehow, we’re still vilified.

Chorus:
(Why) I Hate Australia—where you have a say,
But some still cry that they’re oppressed today.
(Why) I Hate Australia—where the truth gets spun,
Yet millions still beg to call it home.

Verse 3:
I hate Australia—where we stand as one,
Where faith and race don’t load the gun.
Where justice isn’t just some dream,
Yet they tell us we’re cruel—how obscene!

Chorus:
(Why) I Hate Australia—it’s so unfair,
That people risk death just to breathe our air.
(Why) I Hate Australia—go take a look,
Compare us to places that hang you for books.

Outro:
So tell me again how we’re the worst,
While the world still fights to get here first.

Cheers,

Senator Papahatziharalambrous #ForAustralia! 👊⚔️🇦🇺