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🚨 Armed Grandma Shuts Down Texas Highway in Lawn Chair Standoff
A 64-year-old woman armed with a revolver brought Texas traffic to a standstill… from a lawn chair. In this episode, we break down the wild five-hour standoff, the mental health crisis at the center of it, and why this story says everything about the current state of America.

Join me for a satirical — but honest — look at the most unbelievable story in the news cycle right now.

This isn’t just news — it’s America in a lawn chair.

🔴 Live News. Right-Leaning. Moderately Unhinged. Always Satirical.

⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro: Welcome to the Madness
01:25 – WTF Texas? Grandma Brings a Gun and a Lawn Chair to the Highway
06:15 – Mental Health or Mayhem? Breaking Down the Standoff
10:45 – What This Story Says About America (and You)
14:30 – Is This a Policing Success Story?
18:00 – Final Thoughts + Viewer Comments