This Just In From Nasa

NASA makes a shocking discovery… or so we thought. In today’s totally serious breaking news, our top space agency announces they’ve found something unbelievable drifting through space — only for the big reveal to leave everyone speechless… and maybe laughing. Spoiler alert: The Epstein files are apparently on a one-way trip to the Sun.

If you enjoy dark humor, unexpected twists, and poking fun at the headlines, stick around — because space isn’t the only thing full of mysteries.