REQUIEM FOR A COWARD! MAY HE BURN IN HELL!

COWARDICE BEYOND DESCRIPTION
When we catch this b@st@rd, I know what to do with it.

#1. Imagine if you wish; a wild sniper decides to kill innocents. He can choose from policemen who are obvious targets. He can choose Jews who are becoming obvious targets, but whom does he choose? Firemen! The obvious heroes of our society have become Target One to this piece of sh!t.

#2. This little sh!t goes off into the woods with murder on his mind. He sets a carefully placed fire and then secrets himself in the woods nearby. He looks for a place where he can brace his rifle and wait for his victims to arrive. He waits, and waits, and then it happens:

#3. Brave firemen arrive at the scene intent on stopping a potentially dangerous fire. That’s what firemen do. They protect the public and property. They risk their lives to save ours.

#4. As they arrive this sh!t head starts firing. His targets are easy to see, dressed for high visibility as they begin to take measures against this fire. The cowardly assassin squeezes the trigger on his rifle, downing our heroes.

#5. As firemen, heroes every one, lay on the ground bleeding out and dying this jackass leaves the scene and, in an act of ultimate cowardice he kills himself. God, this makes my ass hurt.

#6. Here’s what needs to be done: We need to take his remains and turn them over to the fire station with the largest and heaviest engine. Ya just stake him out in the driveway and away you go! Start by running over his feet, then his hands, then try a creeping “run over” where his guts are squeezed out of him like so much toothpaste from a tube.

#7. There’ll be no funeral for this piece of dog sh!t. No, there’ll be no celebration of his life allowed anywhere in Idaho, punishable by law, whichever one applies. If we don’t have one, let’s write and pass it at light speed. If anyone wants a final viewing, let them buy the ‘special batch’ of dog food which will be made available at cost or possibly auctioned on eBay.

#8. Once we’re done squishing and squashing his remains, we hose down the driveway and collect his remains in containers. These are boiled and then added to one of America’s favorite dog foods. You know the one. It doesn’t have a speck of cereal.

#9. This guy’s remains are included as “assorted meat products.” On top of this we need to make his relatives clean up any remaining stains on the driveway. Then it’s not a bad idea to put a bronze plaque in the driveway in the approximate location where his head once was. Let this serve as an example to those who would attack our greatest heroes, Firemen.