Hans Gruber EXPOSES Die Hard: Hollywood Lied & Ellis Deserved Better!

Everything you think you know about Die Hard is WRONG — and the ghost of Hans Gruber is here to prove it.

In this brutally funny parody narration, the so-called “greatest movie villain of all time” finally breaks his silence. Forget Bruce Willis in a dirty vest — the REAL story is about a classy man in a perfect suit just trying to get his stolen bearer bonds back.

Hans Gruber reveals how:

Joseph Takagi robbed him, not the other way around.

John McClane stayed behind in New York sulking while Holly moved on and traded up.

Ellis — misunderstood legend — died of heartbreak, not cocaine.

Every so-called “bad guy” was just an innocent caught in McClane’s reckless rampage.

The true villains? Lazy cops, glory-hungry FBI agents, and a cowboy who didn’t own real shoes.

This is Die Hard reimagined as it should be: sarcastic, savage, and hilarious. Watch iconic scenes get shredded, see Hans Gruber roast McClane’s knitted jumper, and discover what REALLY happened that Christmas Eve at Nakatomi Plaza.

👉 Watch, laugh, share — and remember: Hans Gruber was the REAL victim.