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Hooligan youth
3 months ago
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[Setting: Graduation day. Both kids are wearing caps and gowns. They're facing each other. The boy is beaming. The girl looks like a volcano with pigtails.]
🎙 Dialogue:
Boy (cheerful, full of himself):
“Ahhh… finally! Years of barely trying have paid off!”
Girl (arms crossed, glaring):
“You forgot someone in your speech.”
Boy (oblivious):
“I thanked myself. Twice. That counts!”
Caption:
Ego: 100. Awareness: 0.
#GraduationSlap
#ForgotHerGotHer
#SpeechlessNow
#EgoMetReality
#HonorRollHurt
#SiblingSmackdown
#ThankYouNextTime
#ValedictorianViolence (satirical tone)
#SlapCumLaude
#EmotionalDiplomaDamage
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