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The Traffic Light Chef
Premise:
A man sets up a full Michelin-star kitchen inside a traffic light box at an intersection. Every time the light turns red, he opens the hatch, cooks a 15-second gourmet dish, and serves it to pedestrians through a sliding tray.
Visual Irony:
The red light is “stop” for traffic, but “go” for flavor.
Pedestrians line up at a crosswalk not to cross, but to dine.
Steam escapes the light box like it’s a street food stall.
Hyper-Realism:
Stainless steel utensils, chef’s white uniform, grease stains, steam, sizzling sounds.
Realistic food plating on silver trays—delivered in a blink.
2. The Floating ATM
Premise:
An elderly man rows a bathtub through a flooded city street—but instead of oars, he uses two giant credit cards. In the middle of the water is an ATM floating on a door, dispensing money like a fountain.
Visual Irony:
He’s “fishing for cash” in a literal money stream.
Each transaction causes fish to leap, like it’s an ecosystem.
Hyper-Realism:
The bathwater reflects neon bank signs.
Wet banknotes fly in the wind, sticking to his face.
3. The Mirror Barber
Premise:
A barber sets up shop in the middle of a desert. His clients? Mirage versions of himself. He gives invisible haircuts with perfect seriousness, wipes sweat from the desert sun, and charges imaginary tips.
Visual Irony:
Every haircut ends with the mirror clapping.
The real scissors cut nothing, but hair piles up.
Hyper-Realism:
Sand crunches underfoot, metal tools heat up in the sun, and a radio crackles gently in the wind.
4. The Suitcase Office Worker
Premise:
A man unzips a carry-on suitcase in the middle of a park. Inside is a fully functional office desk, a ringing phone, a coffee machine, and even a window with a fake skyline. He climbs into the suitcase and works his 9–5 from inside.
Visual Irony:
The outside world is real, but the “office” is compressed inside a tiny zipper box.
A bird poops on the suitcase while he’s on a Zoom call.
Hyper-Realism:
Paperwork flutters out when the wind
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