He Married the Red Flags – Twice (What Was He Thinking?)

Some guys ignore the red flags.
Marc? He put a ring on them—twice. 🏴

One of his exes was a walking warning sign, so I said she should be waving from the Empire State Building.
I asked, “The sex must’ve been amazing.”
He said, “Wouldn’t know—she was sleeping with everyone but me.”

Laugh or cry? Nah, we’re laughing.
Tune in and get schooled on how NOT to choose your partners.