Jurassic World: Rebirth - Putting the A$$ in Jurassic

In this review of Jurassic World Rebirth, I talk about all the reasons why Jurassic World Rebirth was one of the most low-effort movies I've seen in a long time. It somehow managed to do nothing new, while also not leaning into the originals. It shirked the overarching theme of the franchise, it undercut the perilous tone of the originals, and it sank hundreds of millions of dollars into a story that's not worthy of a comic book issue. And what really strikes me is how aggressively Jurassic World Rebirth just didn't even try and do ANYTHING. I think they should put a pin in the Jurassic Park franchise for now, because that pin is looking more like a nail in the coffin at this moment.

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0:00 - Intro
2:32 - Recap
7:09 - Review
11:33 - Ratings & Reception
11:51 - Closing Thoughts
12:25 - Outro

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