Epstein Case CLOSED?! DOJ Says NO List, NO Murder — Just Suicide | Are You Buying This?! 🧠💣

The DOJ and FBI just dropped a bombshell memo claiming Jeffrey Epstein had no client list, wasn’t murdered, and ran the world’s most elite sex trafficking ring... for himself. According to Trump’s own Justice Department, the infamous financier simply died by suicide — case closed. But what about the hidden cameras? The safes? The truckload of files?

In today’s satirical but truth-laced breakdown, we unpack the absurdity, contradictions, and unanswered questions in what might be the most insulting government “nothing to see here” announcement yet.

Trump says he'll release the list if re-elected — but didn’t his team just say the list doesn't exist?

Let’s dig through the psyop together.