🎲 Let’s See How Bad It Gets Today – Standard BO1 with Abzan Gas or Grassfire

Welcome to the Standard ladder, where curve discipline goes to die and synergy gets thrown into a blender.
Today’s deck: a homebrewed Abzan midrange creation built around Felothar, Pixies, Skirmish Rhinos, and just enough removal to pretend I know what I’m doing. Expect botched topdecks, too many tapped lands, and maybe a surprise win or two if Sunpearl Kirin carries hard.
✅ Watch me misread the stack
✅ Cheer when I exile someone's Sheoldred
✅ Stay for the chaos, judge my mana base
Let’s See How Bad It Gets — because what even is curve efficiency?
Deck List Below
Deck
4 Felothar, Dawn of the Abzan (TDM) 184
4 Novice Inspector (MKM) 29
2 Infestation Sage (FDN) 64
3 Momentum Breaker (DFT) 97
2 Scavenger's Talent (BLB) 111
3 Nowhere to Run (DSK) 111
4 Nurturing Pixie (OTJ) 20
3 Bitter Triumph (LCI) 91
4 Sunpearl Kirin (TDM) 29
4 Skirmish Rhino (TDM) 224
3 Lush Portico (MKM) 263
1 Bleachbone Verge (DFT) 250
1 Underground Mortuary (MKM) 271
2 Blooming Marsh (KLR) 280
1 Blooming Marsh (OTJ) 266
4 Concealed Courtyard (KLR) 282
3 Razorverge Thicket (ONE) 257
2 Swamp (UST) 214
2 Plains (UST) 212
2 Mortify (FDN) 662
1 Shadowy Backstreet (MKM) 268
1 Wastewood Verge (DFT) 268
2 Debris Beetle (DFT) 199
2 Bandit's Talent (BLB) 83

Sideboard
1 Rest in Peace (BIG) 4
2 Get Lost (LCI) 14
2 Ugin, Eye of the Storms (TDM) 1
2 Authority of the Consuls (KLR) 9
1 Betor, Kin to All (TDM) 172
3 Sheoldred, the Apocalypse (DMU) 107
1 Maelstrom Pulse (FDN) 661
1 Rest in Peace (AKR) 33
2 Sorcerous Spyglass (ELD) 233