The Day a Digital Qi Meter Saved Us From a Yelp Nightmare in BC

☠️ When Feng Shui Screams *Run*, and Yelp Agrees — A Vancouver Story
🍛 Honest Restaurant? More Like *Honest-to-Heaven What Went Wrong*
🌀 Surrey’s Qi Desert: Where Even the Hungry Avoid Lunch on Sunday
👁️‍🗨️ The Day a Digital Qi Meter Saved Us From a Yelp Nightmare in BC
🧭 No Customers, No Qi, No Joke — Inside Metro Vancouver’s Ghost Eatery
📡 From Dairy Queen to Disaster: A Geomantic Journey Through Surrey
🧘‍♂️ If Your Restaurant's Empty, Maybe It’s Not the Curry — It’s the Chi
🕵️‍♂️ Rob vs. the Qi Void: A Real-Life Energy Whodunit in BC
📸 Proof That Bad Feng Shui Can Go Viral (And Get You Reviewed by Californians)
🌪️ When Yelp Meets Feng Shui: The Unexpected Fusion Cuisine of Surrey

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It was high noon — not in Dodge City, but in Surrey, BC. Lunch hour, Sunday. The kind of time when even the laziest Canadian families are out for dim sum or poutine. But near the Newton bus exchange? Crickets. Ghost town vibes. Restaurants packed elsewhere? Sure. But here? Total silence. Like a karaoke bar without a mic.

Rob’s team wandered into a plaza that could charitably be called “struggling.” They passed a Dairy Queen with more staff than customers — always a red flag — before stepping into what can only be described as a geomantic wasteland. For those scoring at home, we’re talking Qi levels worse than -19. That’s not bad feng shui. That’s *feng shui with a restraining order.*

They finally entered an Indian vegetarian restaurant named **“Honest”** — which, given what happened next, feels like irony seasoned with chili flakes. Inside? No one. Literally no patrons. Just the sound of a ceiling fan wheezing through stale air. An older man watched the door like he was expecting either a miracle or the taxman. Rob checked the digital Qi meter, winced, and said, “Oops. This is really bad.”

He showed it to the hostess. She blinked like she’d just been handed a math test in Mandarin. So Rob offered a simple equation: *Empty restaurant = empty energy = empty wallet.* Her face? Deer-in-the-headlights meets *“I didn’t sign up for this when I married into the business.”*

**Postscript twist:** Turns out, our Qi meter might have saved us from more than poor ambiance. At 2pm — mere hours after our visit — a California tourist would post a scorching Yelp review claiming he and his family were harassed, threatened, and lied to by staff and strangers at “Honest.” Complete with photo evidence. Coincidence? We don’t think so.

**Takeaway for Hong Kongers who know better:**
You’ve seen restaurants thrive in alleyways in Sham Shui Po and fail on bustling corners in Causeway Bay. You know success isn’t just about food quality. It’s about flow. Qi. Energy. And if you're running a place called “Honest” in Surrey with zero customers and a Qi reading lower than a basement in a typhoon, maybe it’s time to ask: Are we bankrupting ourselves financially… or metaphysically?

This isn’t woo-woo. It’s data. Digital. And dare we say — *deliciously* undeniable.

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