Elon Musk's America Party

Welcome, welcome, loyal listeners, to another episode of *Loyal Opposition*, where we skewer the absurd and roast the ridiculous with the kind of gusto only a true American cynic can muster. I’m your host, Berney Flowers, and today we’re diving headfirst into the steaming pile of hubris that is Elon Musk’s *America Party*. Buckle up, folks, because this is the kind of trainwreck you can’t look away from—like a Cybertruck stuck in a ditch, but with worse branding. Elon Musk, the guy who brought us exploding rockets and a $44 billion Twitter tantrum, now thinks he’s the messiah of American politics.