Super Smash Brothers predictions: an exercise in pretending that your wish list is good game design

With the Switch 2 out there's a chance a new Smash game will come out and with that will be a slew of really stupid and inept attempts at predicting, often demanding that such and such character should be added to smash. With decades of smash predictions to reflect on, let's just call a spade a spade. Only a dummy actually spends significant time debating and arguing about who should be in Smash.