meowing is a litmus test *ag standup @ the east room

the wonderful ag
this was the greatest introduction ever
and you can't even see the damn coffee pot...CLASSIC ag filmmaking
i guess the joke is on me (always n forever)
i need to get rid of this "joke"...goodbye jba/pwc
the kids will kill themselves (most of em anyway)
IN secure...another misleading term that doesn't make any sense
i would rather do ANYTHING but fuck
the tv IS a bioweapon (BLACK!!! dude in the audience said it's a brainwash machine)
john said that cat people are all miserable (he might be right about a lot of em, i'd argue it's dog people that are far more miserable)
anyone NOT cool w/ meowing will probably report me to the govt at some point
brothers n sisters in Christ...the world ain't ending (i know, it upsets me too)
the AI is a threat to boring ass people (which is most of society)
never being held accountable is sumin they never tell you about being a woman
social media is narcissist training camp
if you're wrong people don't call you judgmental
i gotta pick up all my trash now
i AM the only one allowed to make a mess on stage (yawl didn't see my mess this time)
that was a freebie for chris dunn *yo welcome