Public service announcement. TUNE IN!

It has come to my attention that the vast majority of people still keep their tooth brushes in their bathroom. I think its gross that you keep your toothbrush in your bathroom...flush with the seat open. To clarify, keep your toothbrush far...far...far away from the toilet. Not even in the same room. Even your farts carry pooooooo particles. In a cabinet? Is it air tight? and u want to claim your mouth is clean??? its literally filled with poop. Also another public service announcement. EVERYONE SHOULD BE PUTTING THE WHOLE SEAT DOWN WHEN FLUSHING!! Men women dogs cats. dont matter. If its flushing, close it.