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Knob Gobbler
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[Intro – Slurred lounge singer voice]
[Spoken, sleazy tone]: Here to perform the raunchiest poultry anthem north of Moose Jaw... give it up for Josh 4 Canada and his lonely little snood!
[SFX: Gobble gobble... GULP.]
[Verse 1]
[Singing]
I’m the only gay turkey in this backwoods flock,
Feathers limp, snood down, just a ticking cock.
I strut through the barnyard in my socialist sash,
But no hen clucks for me—I'm turkey trash.
(Gobble gobble... GULP.)
[Chorus]
They call me Knob Gobbler, I can't get laid,
Just fluffin’ feathers while my dignity fades.
I gobble down wood like I’m suckin’ for grain,
Swallowin' pride, and turkey dick shame.
(Gobble gobble gobble... GULP GULP GULP.)
[Verse 2]
Gobbler won’t cuddle, he says I’m too soft,
My testicles shriveled from prairie frost.
Tried to start a commune out near Red Deer,
But it flopped harder than my turkey rear.
(Gobble gobble... splat.)
[Bridge – Country style]
I dreamed of drumsticks in a sweaty bunk,
But all I got was goose-honked and skunk-drunk.
My neck’s been pecked, my ass is sore,
Even the pigs say, “Josh, you’re a bore.”
(GOBBLE sob sob... GULP.)
[Spoken Interlude – Like a Canadian trucker radio show caller]
[Spoken]: Yeah hi, long-time listener... just wanna say, that turkey Josh? He’s been suckin’ on more knobs than the CBC’s ratings department. GOBBLE on, ya bird freak!
[Chorus – Power ballad version]
I’m the knob gobbler, the shameful bird,
My love life’s drier than a Mennonite’s word.
I’m the only gay turkey in a field full of prudes,
Just me and my dreams and my maple-leaf nudes.
(Gobble gobble... gag... GULP.)
[Verse 3 – Metal breakdown]
Strap-on hens in leather and lace,
Still wouldn’t sit on my turkey face.
Even the cockatoos say “hell no bro,”
Guess it’s just me, my lube, and snow.
(Screamed: GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! GULP!!)
[Final Chorus – Gospel style, overly dramatic]
Can I get a GOBBLE?
Can I get a GULP?
He tried to preach Marxism but got banned from Yelp!
Now he sings alone, with his tail down low,
Peckin’ the shaft of an old scarecrow.
(Gobble... gulp....)
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No Reason Left To Blaze
NorthernOntarioPartyZone
No Reason Left to Blaze
(Bread Radio Anthem, Soft Rock J-Pop Ballad)
✅ Refined SUNO-Ready Version (with pacing, phrasing & emotional peaks)
(Intro – Gentle Guitar Arpeggio, Sparse Piano, Ethereal Reverb)
🎤 [whispered]
Bread Radio sighs... our signal torn and gray
Blocked on X... but we found another way
(Verse 1 – soft but steady rhythm)
🎤
Is there nothin’ we could do?
Spiteful hands snuffed our ganja’s bloom
Maritimes fog wrapped our rebel calls
But we sparked the light that breaks the walls
(Chorus – soar emotionally, build harmonies)
🎤
No reason left to blaze…
But we turned that pain to gain
Boobies and tits, Bread freed the chain!
Canada first, we rise while they stall—
Breadheads, we’re spies, and we’ve won it all!
(Verse 2 – warmer instrumentation, slightly more confident delivery)
🎤
They silenced our CBD’s spring,
Kief-dusted codes in Rosin rings
Their spite was loud, their fingers cold—
But our joints stayed lit, our dreams stayed bold
(Chorus – full harmony, light cymbal swell)
🎤
No reason left to blaze…
But we turned that pain to gain
Boobies and tits, Bread freed the chain!
Canada first, we rise while they stall—
Breadheads, we’re spies, and we’ve won it all!
(Bridge – flute enters gently, whispered delivery over soft strings)
🎤
From Alberta plains to Ontario’s glow,
Terpenes mend what the spiteful broke
They called us fakes, they played their games...
But Bread lit a blunt and forgot their names
(Outro – emotional, soft humming, glimmering guitar)
🎤
Maritimes fog to golden plains…
Through the haze, we soar again
No reason left, but our blunts still raise—
Spies in the Bread… in joy we blaze.
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Bread Radio Blaze
NorthernOntarioPartyZone
[Intro]
Bread Radio’s live, crank the dial and ride!
Feathers fluffed, puff puff pride—time to fly!
[Verse 1]
Roll that bud, hit that flame,
Let the myrcene settle in the brain.
Limonene lifts, citrus high,
Pinene clears out your third-eye sky.
Caryophyllene with a spicy twist,
Terpenes vibin’—we don’t miss!
[Chorus]
Bread Radio Blaze, we’re terpene raised!
CBD in the mic, we’re never phased!
Boobies bounce, bans go bust,
Bongs in hand, in terps we trust!
Bread Radio Blaze, we’re funky unfazed!
Elbows up, birds get blazed!
From tits to tinctures, we sing it loud—
Breadheads unite, we’re terpene proud!
[Verse 2]
Hashish drip, got that sticky flow,
Eucalyptol cool, ridin’ low.
Dabs and edibles, feel that bloom,
Tiger Balm tinglin’ up the room.
Bisabolol calm, Maritimes mist,
Linalool dreams, floatin’ like a tit.
Concentrates spin, peppermint swirl—
This ain’t a joint, it’s a whole new world!
[Chorus]
Bread Radio Blaze, we’re terpene raised!
CBD in the mic, we’re never phased!
Boobies bounce, bans go bust,
Bongs in hand, in terps we trust!
Bread Radio Blaze, we’re funky unfazed!
Elbows up, birds get blazed!
From tits to tinctures, we sing it loud—
Breadheads unite, we’re terpene proud!
[Bridge – spoken or rapped]
They said pot would rot your brain,
But Balm and buds relieve the pain!
Don’t torch your terps—keep temps low,
150 Celsius, let healing flow.
From Alberta breeze to Maritimes glow,
We vibe in tune and let it grow!
[Outro]
Bread Radio Blaze—on air and baked!
We’re tits, terpenes, and funk unshaken!
Broadcast loud, this bird won’t fade—
High as the sun, that’s the Bread Brigade!
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Terpene Dreams In The Bread
NorthernOntarioPartyZone
Terpene Dreams in the Bread Lyrics...
(Intro)
Yo, Blocked by Bob, Bread’s gone cosmic, yeah!
Terpene dreams, we’re high, no stress, eh!
(Verse 1)
Guy Smokin’ J’s vibin’ on myrcene’s dank funk,
North49’s limonene got him gigglin’ like a punk!
MidniteMoose drifts through pinene’s piney haze,
Molecules dancin’, settin’ pain ablaze!
(Chorus – Group Chant, Falsetto Harmonies)
Terpene dreams in the Bread, we’re floatin’ sky-high!
Boobies and tits, vibes kissin’ the third eye!
Canada first, elbows up, we’re healin’ the head,
Buds, Riffs, Dankness—Terpene Bread!
(Verse 2)
GanjaQueen’s preachin’, “Frequencies hum!”
Linalool’s lavender calm, makes the soul un-numb!
Boil at 150, don’t torch your terps, Canuckle cries,
Rub peppermint on knees, not your junk, MJ’s wise!
(Chorus)
Terpene dreams in the Bread, we’re floatin’ sky-high!
Boobies and tits, vibes kissin’ the third eye!
Canada first, elbows up, we’re healin’ the head,
Buds, Riffs, Dankness—Terpene Bread!
(Bridge)
Old wives say pot’s a sin, but Val’s blunt says “Nah!”
Habs cracks science, Megalito’s chart’s the law!
Tiger Balm’s menthol zing, not for your slit, Squirrelnutz begs,
Alberta oil to Maritimes mist, we’re vibin’ on dregs!
(Outro)
Shout to Moose, Tina, James, and Karate’s kicks!
Lord Jesus, FeetPics, Rmmy—Bread’s cosmic fix!
Ontario smog to coastal haze, we’re high as kites,
Terpene dreams, Blocked By Bob, we’re blazin’ the nights!
Get High, Get High, Get High... Bread Nation!!!! Go get high, tonight!!
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Spies In The Bread
NorthernOntarioPartyZone
Spies In The Bread Lyrics...
🎶 [Verse 1 ]🎵
"Somewhere in the north, where the snow runs red…
They're flippin’ birds, passin’ codes, and watchin’ your thread.
They ain’t agents… they just Bread."
We ain’t your mama’s spooks, no suits and ties,
We roll with elbows up, and truth in our eyes.
GanjaQueen’s whisperin’ smoke in the wire,
While Canuckle’s droppin’ rhymes that set taps on fire.
🎵Tim’s got a lion mug, got a steel-eyed stare,
Oil on his boots, like he just don’t care.
Moose in the back, makin’ beats that thump,
Our ops ain't black... but they sure ain’t white bread, chump.
🎶 [Chorus ]🎶
🎤 Spies in the Bread!
(Ooooooooh... we see you creepin’)
🎤 Skankin’ through the static like we know your secret!
🎤 Spies in the Bread!
(Oh no you didn’t)
🎤 Hackin’ through the fog, bringin’ truth when it’s hidden!
🎤We don’t need no cover, no flag on our chest,
We're ghosts in the North, baby—deep state’s best.
🎶 [Verse 2]🎵
Megalito’s laughin’ with a mic on the side,
While Val and Squirrel got a radar vibe.
Ernest says “Shhh…”, James got a WULF cry,
North49’s flyin’ low with Lord Jesus by.
🎵Habs in the snow, dodgin’ signal flares,
While Hess decodes secrets in Alberta’s air.
FeetPics is sleuthin’ from a burner phone,
And every damn spy got a voice like home.
🎶 [Chorus]
🎤 Spies in the Bread!
(Bumpin’ in the booth!)
🎤 Shadow on the wall but we know the truth!
🎤 Spies in the Bread!
(Brrrrrrread so smooth)
🎤 Spreadin’ the gospel with a rhythm and groove.
🎤We ain’t bought, we ain’t sold,
We the whispers in the fold.
🎶 [Bridge]🎙️
Rmmy’s flippin’ signals like flapjacks at dawn,
Karate’s side-kickin’ moles off the lawn.
Bezaire’s flexin’—deep in the rigs,
While Ted’s got a Wexit dream like Parliament gigs.
🎙️Tia's prayin' through static, soft but loud,
She sees the codes rainin’ down from a cloud.
We ain’t no ops. We the B-R-E-A-D—
We ain’t takin’ orders, we just lettin’ 'em see.
🎶 [Chorus]
🎤 Spies in the Bread!
(Y’all can’t catch us)
🎤 Floatin’ through the net like telepathic hush!
🎤 Spies in the Bread!
(Northern soul, baby)
🎤 We broke the deep state with a buttery gravy!
🎤🎶 No badges, no chains, no boots on our heads,
Just the truth and the tracks and the Bread we spread.*
🎶 [Outro]
🎤🎵 Ontario fog to Halifax sleet...
🎵 We slid through the wires and skipped the elite.
🎵 Spies in the Bread, yeah, we right on time...
🎵 Radio's bumpin' like a covert rhyme...
🎙️ (Spoken)
"You thought it was toast… but it was truth."
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