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Chainsaws, Grubs, and Emotional Trauma – Welcome to Gears 5

Strap in, gear up, and prepare to chainsaw your way through hordes of angry alien bugs with more attitude than a COG drill sergeant. In this video, we dive headfirst into Gears of War 5, where the bullets fly faster than your grandma’s gossip and the emotional plot twists hit harder than a Boomshot to the face.

Expect epic firefights, questionable tactical decisions, and at least one heroic moment ruined by a bad reload. Will we survive the Swarm? Will we finally understand Kait’s family drama? Will we stop trying to wall bounce like esports pros and just admit we’re here for the explosions?

Grab your Lancer, hit that like button, and join us on this gloriously gory ride through one of the best-looking warzones in gaming.

Warning: May contain yelling, bad jokes, and the unnecessary use of chainsaws indoors.