Your dog is 2 years old and could already be your uncle?! Understand this crazy math!

Your dog is 2 years old and could already be your uncle?! Understand this crazy math!
Hi, human.
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe I'm older than you?
Seriously! Stop laughing!
You treat me like a baby, but in reality, at 1 year old I'm already like an adult in the dog world.
Like, with bills to pay, food bills, and joint pain!
That story about "1 dog year equals 7 human years" is more bullshit than my rubber toy.
Scientists now say that the correct calculation is much more complicated.
There's even a formula with logarithms! Human! I don't even know what that is and look, I'm older than you!
But I'll give you an advance revelation:
If I'm 2 years old, that means I'm like 42 human years old.
In other words, I could be your uncle at the barbecue, drinking juice and complaining about my back.
At 5 years old? I'm practically an old man.
And if I've reached 10, respect me! I'm an old man with life experience, okay?
But you know what's craziest about all this?
I don't care.
While you count years, I count smells.
Moments.
That time you took me to the park and I almost ate a pigeon. That Sunday when you were sad and I slept pressed against your chest.
Every second with you is worth more than any calculation.
Because, deep down, we don't live for the time we have.
We live for the love we feel.
So, even if I'm aging faster than you, I would do it all over again.
Every walk.
Every lick.
Every wait at the door.
Because you are the best part of my life.
And if today I have wrinkles on my face and I walk slower.
It's just so I can keep up with you at your pace.
Now stop watching videos and come here and pet me.
Age is just a number…
But a cuddle is forever.