That’s Not a Client List… It’s My Shopping List 🛒🫣

Massive scroll. Nervous smile.
“Just my shopping list,” she claims.
The skeleton child under the desk disagrees — politely.
I think they should release the files.
Pam Bondi thinks… we’ll settle for a shopping list.

In this scene, she stands in front of a desk with a scroll longer than the Mueller report — stamped top to bottom with “CASE CLOSED.”
She glances nervously at the camera, shrugs, and says:

“Oh… that? Heh… that’s just my shopping list.”

Behind her, a painting of Epstein Island sits calmly on the wall.
Above her, a broken security camera dangles by a wire.
Below her desk, a cute little skeleton with pigtails quietly crawls out — unnoticed, but unforgettable.

This is satire.
But also… is it?