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The moon vanished and I got probed 😭
2 months ago
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Entertainment
gen z humor
alien abduction story
moon disappeared
cursed dream
chaotic comedy
meme content
zoomer brain
high without drugs
forbidden probing
absurdist skit
Last night felt like a bad update to reality.
I blinked—moon gone.
Then boom. Aliens. No hello, no dinner, just probe.
And the wild part?
I swear I didn’t even take anything.
So now I’m either a chosen one or I sleepwalked into Area 51.
Either way, I don’t feel the same back there.
They took something from me...
My trust.
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