INSANE: DOJ FIRES James Comey’s Daughter, Key Player in Sealing EPSTEIN Files! | Elijah Schaffer

ARTICLE 1: POLITICAL EARTHQUAKE: DOJ FIRES Maurene Comey, Federal Prosecutor Who Filed Key Court Docs to Keep Epstein Files Under Seal

ARTICLE 2: JUST IN: Senate Passes Trump-Backed Rescission Plan to Defund PBS, NPR and Slash Bloated Foreign Aid

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ARTICLE 3: ICE Arrests MS-13 Member and Fentanyl Dealer in Providence, RI – Local Officials Worried That Police May Have Assisted (VIDEO)

ARTICLE 4: Garland Favorito and VoterGA Appeal Inexplicable Dismissal of Curling vs. Raffensperger Election Ruling

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ARTICLE 5: BEYOND PARODY: The Steve Miller Band Cancels All Remaining Tour Dates Due to Climate Change

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