The Soyboy Anthem

Parody of Little Bird Little Bird by Elizabeth Mitchell.

[Verse 1]
Little soy, little soy
Drink that soy bottle
Chug it all, dont hold back,
Then strut like a soylent model.
Tiny bitch, zesty incel,
Splash it in the sink
Soylent king, no t sling,
Rock that soy waddle

[Chorus]
Weak girly jaw,
Basement law,
Gamer neck,
Bug sandwich wreck
Typing with a scowl
Mom says “clean,”
You say “queen,”
Then drink that soy and howl.

[Verse 2]
Always broke, you're a joke
No vape or smoke,
Still you feel immortal
Click that link, only fans kink,
Small zesty eyes
Blank retard face,
Deadpan stare,
Gatekeeping Reddit portal

[Chorus]
Little soy, little soy,
Raise plastic chalice
No meat, no heat
Always retreat
Just tweets and feats
From your keyboard palace

[Outro]
March in step, you beta vet,
Crowned in soylent glory
Sip the shame, embrace the name—
You’re the star of your own story.