i got a speeding ticket on my way to church...CLASSIC ag

confession: i feel so OLD!!!
i guess this shit happens to everybody (if you're lucky)
it's silly to be concerned about this one
white women as a whole are not doin too good
imma talk about phone brain from now on
i hate talking about myself on stage
i just wanna flow up there but we shall see
i'm tired of hearing myself say these same things
we love you bmw, it WAS a girl
stand up comedy IS the hardest art form
whatever dismal circumstance you got goin on just know there are many people that have it far worse
it's an energy thing the majority of the time
i don't fault em for their reluctance
i still wanna do well, i don't relish performing poorly
what i do on stage is a smidgeon of what i'm capable of
it shouldn't bother me, i should be over this by now
i need to get over not getting over anything
i was goin 17 over the speed limit
it was gonna happen at some point
you don't even wanna imagine ag driving for commercial purposes
closeup on oldness
if you look at me up close you can see the wrinkles n the grey harr but far away i still look pretty young
this dramatic shift happened overnight w/ donald trump
trump is being used just like the rest of em in washington, he is just being used in a different way
americans love their distractions
there is a limited amt of relief from these distractions
the tv was originally for the purpose of information distribution
back in the day most people didn't read the newspaper (and they were better for it)
now that you have a reminder of the world in yer pocket all the time you really can't relax for shit
lowest common denominator syndrome
nothing is gonna change so there's really no point in bringing this stuff up for the upteenth time
they killed off sam cos he was too good at what he did
art is therapeutic for multiple reasons
the responsibility of the artist is to say/do it anyway
motherfucker is interchangeable for me
religious people need to get over themselves, i don't do this shit for them i do it for the ones that need God n don't try to use Him as a weapon
God always gets the context