The Beast Must Die - Laughing, Mostly...

For tonight’s episode of _Masterchef: The Abusers_ we take a pinch of Agatha Christie, a sprinkle of Zaroff, a dash of lycanthropic myth, a hint of surveillance monitoring paranoia and finish off with a silver bullet and gun fetish dressing spiced with a gimmicky old Bill Castle garnish. Bake on a low heat for fifteen minutes, et voila! As Gregg Wallace would say: “Time to put a sock on my c**k!”