The Petty Express Lori Vallow day 7

All Aboard The Petty Express! 🚨

Your conductress Mo is back at the throttle, and this week we’re making a nonstop run straight into the legal circus that is the Lori Vallow Daybell trial — aka the saga of the Mighty Morphin’ Mormon Mom turned self-appointed prophet... and now, self-appointed lawyer.

That’s right: Lori fired her attorneys and took the wheel in court — and immediately swerved straight into absurdity by cross-examining her own brother about her famous green chile enchiladas. 🌶️ Because when you’re on trial for murder, obviously the enchiladas matter most.

On this Petty Express ride, Mo breaks down every eyebrow-raising moment with her signature sass and side-eye. From cult confessions to casserole confusion, we’ve got the receipts, the reenactments, and the righteous roast Lori’s cross-examination deserves